grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”


cadburycreamcoolator:

waitingondhr:

a interesting plot with 6th grade writing

image


deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there


literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

literallysame:

I don’t want it to be easter anymore

(Source: mrmortymortician)


circumcisions:

we should all be thankful that centipedes can’t fly

(Source: gay8)


zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go


(Source: thebluebear27)


(Source: furbearingbrick)


(Source: palelysium)


cigrt:

i follow back xx 

cigrt:

i follow back xx 

(Source: blxckfawn)


forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE


whethervane:

domestichouseplant:

Enough of my chocolate rambles, Easter also means eggs for some reason so have my favourite egg-related video.

there it is… there’s the big egg… it’s much larger… than a normal egg


(Source: biebersmugshot)


nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

nikktheconqueerer:

wake up america

(Source: dead-moon-california)