my textbook and i have a lot in common
petition to ressurect linda mccartney 2k14
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ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
snoop dogg enjoys a nice refreshing popsicle on a hot summer day
Found some hardcore relatable graffiti on my bridge today.
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
what the fuck