moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(Source: memewhore)


sluttybang:

British television at its finest

(Source: gerardwhy)


vvebkin:

when one of your posts actually gets notes

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(Source: vvebkin)


baebees:

basedhylia:

how can anime characters easily bite themselves hard enough to break skin and make a cool blood splattering effect out of it i tried this once after watching naruto and screamed and cried

this is what anime is doing to our children

(Source: kilometersprower)


(Source: so-jarcour)


takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”


flewor:

*waits for dealer to text me first*


You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess)


(Source: chrisruffalo)


(Source: intensional)


haemus:

This….is..so…..funny

haemus:

This….is..so…..funny


notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.


clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”


galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con