"Hey, it’s me! Shaun White! Two time Olympic gold medalist, pro skateboard and snowboarder!"
"Hello Shaun." King Henry VI of England stares into Shaun White’s beautiful eyes. "Lovely weather we have been having."
Shaun looks back at the gorgeous king in front of him, mesmerized by those luscious lips. “Sure is, your highness. The slopes have been wicked.”
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
this 14 year old girl in the supermarket just hugged me from behind and kissed my shoulder because she thought I was her dad
who the fuck kisses their dad’s shoulder?
a few years ago my friend pretended to be asleep next to me in class and started doing bird noises and he was so sneaky i was convinced there was a bird in the wall that i woke him up and told him to listen to the wall
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
excuse me waiter where are my crayons
when your friend named ben is gay
ADOC was very good and Adam Scott is lovely goodnight
i saw hell with my own eyes
college is amazing