theperksofbeing-kate:

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this


Ball til you fall.

theperksofbeing-kate:

squarizona:

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this

Ball til you fall.


tomhanksworld:

"Hashtag!"


iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u

iabty:

yo dylan u were always my favorite even when i was in 3rd grade and everyone said u were fat i stood by u


(Source: jigglypuff)


ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE


tiit:

waffle and syrup bed sheets with fruit pillows 

tiit:

waffle and syrup bed sheets with fruit pillows 


maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.


castiel-the-consulting-angel:

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

you fucking didn’t

(Source: lyallrandolph)


realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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(Source: jolyene)


science-and-coke:

oddbagel:

eggito:

BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!

What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.

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w4ylon:

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. “

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askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard


fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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